Slap me if you love Jesus

Probably my favorite new hobby for losers: Answering all the "missed connections" personal ads on craigslist,  and pretending to be whoever they thought they were going to meet.

If you ever get an email that says "Oh my god I've been thinking about you nonstop since that day! Meet me this thursday at 5, at Jo's Coffee? I can't wait to actually talk to you" That is me. 

It is time to start a real life gang with a real life silly name.

THE TIGERS!


Who wants to be a tiger? We can rumble and use switchblades (they will not be provided, bring your own)
and we can make a jacket logo, too.

I have posted a whole lot of nothing in a while!

I have spent the last 17 weeks doing mostly nothing but work and draw silly comics for kody,
and eat snowcones and stalking bridges.
bullet points!
-Children are decent company
-Hookas are boring
-drunk adults are even better when they are drunk adults in a band
-markers are for comics
-astonauts really ARE boring
-People in shady neighborhoods hate that crippled guy
-diary of the dead=totally worth it
-I need more friends.
-That guy at Tazza Fresca at 1:30 in the morning is the only one who likes This American Life
-ex-dates are posting personal ads on craigslist HAHA
- HEY! That is NOT what those vibrating razors are for!



If anyone is interested in sending Kody or I some comics for the website (this summer!) do it soooooon!
We want lots of people to send stuff in.


I am gonna have to stalk that snowcone stand again to get a hold of people?

 Does anybody know anything about The Acorn?
It is a band, and I need to learn about it.

What's the 4-1-1 for realzies?
I freeze my Reese's Pieces 

Time to embark on that most gay of gay things:
EZINES fucker.

because we all have free time and a sense of self importance?

And because Annie is better at web design than me 
and it didn't take too much arm twisting.

And I know plenty of people who also feel self important
enough to write for it. or send in pictures or shitty little
editorials or whatever.

Anyway to whoever is reading this that isn't already working on it
suggestions?
I know it's kind of a faggy fag fest so please no suggestions that 
relate to butt plugs or shutting up. I know!

anyway we need a name, and some people to contribute some crap 
who can suck up their pride and be a part of something horrible.


so?

ALERT TO EVERYONE
Everyone who has way to much free time
likes marvel comics or superheroes
and wants to do something so incredibly nerdy (but heartwarmingly so!) 
that you will actually get acne just thinking about it


Talk to me.
Ahemtryingtorunamarveluniverseroleplayinggameahem

Tabletop, bitches!
No dice. nyuk nyuk nyuk.

 Well I was offered a job/ apprenticeship by two drunk hairstylists, which means a few things.
I am gonna make a shit ton of money.
I hope they didn't forget the offer already.


That's actually all that means.
I don't really want to do hair 
but I DO want to make money
and not do the whole "oooh I'm
a college student and I eat ramen
all the time cause I'm poor!"
crap.
I'm eating moderately priced food
motherfuckers!
I pulling in shampoo boy money!
Look out red lobster!

So yesterday I learned
no matter how make-believe
hot you are cutting down trees,
that fucking saw will still cut
your little hand up something
awful.

ok it wasn't awful but it still
bled on everything.

manliness failure #3!

I fixed an iPod all by myself.
iPod fixing instructions:

STEP ONE- break iPod
STEP TWO- try to use the apple.com/ipod support instructions
STEP THREE- fail
STEP FOUR- throw ipod somewhere you wont find it for two months or so.
STEP FIVE- find ipod.
STEP SIX- repeat step two and three
STEP SEVEN-sqeeeze ipod as hard as you can, until you hear three (no more, no less) cracking noises.
STEP EIGHT- It works now!


Time for a tech support job.